Friday, March 25, 2011

Eulogy

Attention! Please join me in remember yet another great icon from the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday from a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. He is survived by his wife Play Dough, and their three children Jane Dough, John Dough and Dosey Dough, as well as one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

1 comment:

. said...

i LOVE this!
I had to ask my husband who elizabeth taylor even was.
"What's all this fuss about? Was she a scientist or something? Working on the nuclear plants in Japan????"